有趣的英文小故事？Guess How Much I Love You by Sam McBratney 小兔子和大兔子用肢体动作比赛“谁爱对方更多”，表达亲情的温暖。Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? by Bill Martin Jr.重复句式与鲜艳插画帮助孩子学习颜色和动物名称，适合幼儿英语启蒙。那么，有趣的英文小故事？一起来了解一下吧。
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
Notes
1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹
2. to point at: 对...瞄准
个中意味自己体会吧 :)
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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。
周一早上……正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了……
Daddy？How did I come into this world？
「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」
Well，my child，someday Ill have to tell you anyway。
「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」
So why not today？Please！
「拜托！为什么今天不行？」
OK，but listen carefully。
「好吧，你仔细听着！」
Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe。
「你妈和我在网吧相遇而认识。
In the restroom sof that cybercafe，dad connected to mom。
并在网吧的洗手间你妈和我使用了超级链接。
Mom at that time made some downloads from dads memorystick。
那时你妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据。
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall。
一些简单又经典的英文寓言，不仅可以让宝贝提高英语，还能让他们在有趣的故事中明白一些很有用的道理。今天，我就为大家总结出了10篇经典英文寓言，快为了宝贝收藏起来吧!
NO. 1
《If You Give a Mouse a Cookie 要是你给老鼠吃饼干》
小男孩不过是随手给了小老鼠一块饼干，可谁会想到就此推倒了多米诺骨牌呢!这个穿着一条又肥又大的牛仔裤的啮齿动物实在是太得寸进尺了，你给他一块饼干，他就要一杯牛奶;你给他一杯牛奶，他就要一根吸管……于是，这个圈子就开始无休无止地兜了下去.......
贪婪是很难克制的，但如果我们从小就放纵自己的贪婪，不对良好的习惯加以养成，就会变成一只不招人喜欢的小老鼠哦!
NO. 2
《Wolf Is Coming 狼来了》
这是儿时伴随我们的枕边寓言故事，故事虽然简单，但富有教育意义。教育孩子要诚实，不要撒谎。否则，只会让身边的人都对我们产生怀疑，就没有人愿意跟我们做朋友啦!爸爸妈妈们快和孩子们一起重温一下这则经典寓言吧!
NO. 3
《The Runaway Bunny 逃家小兔》
这本出版于1942年的绘本，作者可是美国图画书界的先驱性人物玛格莉特和克莱门特哦!美国《学校图书馆》杂志把它评为“1966–1978年‘好中之好’童书”，还附上了一段推荐词：“在兔子妈妈和小兔子之间富于韵味的奇妙对话，构成了一个诗意盎然的小故事，今后这本小书可能会成为不朽的幼儿读物的经典。
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One morning a fox saw a cock.He thought,"This is my breakfast.'' He came up to the cock and said,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock was glad.He closes his eyes and began to sing.The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The people in the field saw the fox.They cried,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.'' The cock said to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opened his mouth and said,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕毛狐狸越过那只懒狗。
非常经典的一句。 在9个单词中包含了26个字母。
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