孔雀东南飞英语剧本？孔雀东南飞话剧剧本,没有搞笑情节,6、7人演的,时间不要太长,20分钟左右我最近也在演这个,前段时间收集了好久,绝对自制。友情赠送给你吧,O(∩_∩)O孔雀东南飞1 、那么，孔雀东南飞英语剧本？一起来了解一下吧。
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(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai Chu
Cast
Director: Vice-director:
Shan Po: Ying Tai:
Yin Shin: Su Chiu:
Chu’s father: Teacher:
Student 1: Student 2:
Student 3: Student 4:
Fly 1: Fly 2:
Stage background
1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)
Scene One
In the Chu’s house
Long, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.
Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』
Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』
Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』
(Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)
Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady
out and I will promise her to go to school.』
Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so
great！』
Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』
(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. )
Scene Two
At school
Shan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.
Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』
Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』
Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』
Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』
Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)
Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However,
they happen to have the same name.』
Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』
Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.)
Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)
San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As
San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other
and suddenly fainted.)
Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)
Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.)
“So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--
Could there have been a frost already?
Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.
Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”
Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』
Scene Three
In the dormitory
In the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』
Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wrong with you？Are you OK？』
Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』
Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai’s forehead.)
Ying Tai：『Oh！Don’t worry.』
Shan Po：『You look so bad.』
Ying Tai：『That’s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature.
They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn’t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)
Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』
Chu’s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』
Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』
Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn’t he……？』
Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』
Yin Shin：『Wait for me . . . . . . . . . 』
Scene Four
In the dormitory
Chu’s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)
Ying Tai：『Dad……』
Chu’s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』
Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』
Chu’s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』
( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn’t find Ying Tai ,and then asked their teacher.)
Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』
Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』
Shan Po：『Home ?! Why? Will he come back?』
Teacher ：『You should ask him by yourself …alas！』
Scene Five
In the Chu’s house
Shan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)
『Excuse me , is Ying Tai home ?』
Ying Tai ：(Stunning a moment , her utensil dropped) 『Ouch ~！』
Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine ? Uh … I have ever seen you！』
Ying Tai ：『No ,no …it’s impossible！』
(Chu’s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)
Chu’s father：『Why are you here ?』
Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai , may I … ?』
Chu’s father：『He is not home now , you should go back！』
Ying Tai：Dad …(low-keyed)
(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)
Shan Po：『Really …？？You are Ying Tai ?！』
Chu’s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』
Shan Po：『Please don’t take me out. I want to find the truth.』
(Chu’s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)
Su Chiu：『What on earth happened ?』
Yin Shin：『That’s LOVE！』
Shan Po：『I don’t know what you are talking about ! It has nothing to do
with LOVE .』
Yin Shin：『I don’t think so . If …he is a real girl?』
Shan Po and Su Chiu ：『Girl ?!!!』
Yin Shin：『Yeah , Mr. Liang, do you like her ?』
Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see …』
Yin Shin：『Shan Po . . . . . . 』
(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him . )
Shan Po：『Ying Tai … We are good friends , aren’t we ?』
Ying Tai：『Yes , what’s up ?』
Shan Po：『Tell me the truth ! Do you hide the truth to me?』
Ying Tai：『What … ?！』(Started to be tense.)
Shan Po：『Are you a girl ? Tell me the truth！』
Ying Tai：『Don’t be kidding!』
Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl , right ?Why don’t you tell me until now ?!』
Ying Tai：『How did you realize that … ?』
Shan Po：『I love you . Ying Tai …』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po …』(Said with a blush)
Scene Six
The news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.
Chu’s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now.
I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)
(In Chu’s house)
Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』
(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap 【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)
Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what’s wrong？ Come on，let’s play together！』
(Still ran after flies.)
Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let’s play together！』
Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』
Ying Tai：『What？』
(They looked at each other.)
Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』
Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』
Ying Tai：『OK！Let’s go.』
(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)
Shan Po：『Oh，no！』
Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what’s wrong with you？』
(Shan Po was died in the accident.)
Scene Seven
After ten years
(In the Great Wall)
(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn’t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)
Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』
(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around. )
--- Written by 二爱
The End
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）
本文来自: 恒星英语学习网( 详细出处参考：
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
不知道这个可不可以。我们在大一的时候学过《呼啸山庄》，虽然原文是名著原文，但理解起来还算可以，必要的话可以换点单词。
我们小组是反串，而且将剧情做了“略微”改变。嘿嘿，将剧情改为女主玛丽接受男主克里斯多夫的求婚，其中一场景就是求婚环节，当时我们教室一片轰动，老师笑倒，同学抓拍，神父操着类似英语的广西话道“你喜欢坐在自行车上笑，不愿坐在宝马车上哭，对吗”。要知道，那广西话说的跟英语都差不多了。当时看到大家的表情，站在台上都笑得不行，面对着男生求婚，男生羞，女生笑，大家都哭了。（最好可以有个戒指，亲手带上）
后来老师说，大家应该留个纪念，这女生向男生求婚，绝对罕见，男生也是这辈子第一次也是最后一次接受女生的求婚。在这里为我的馊主意向那位男生道歉，不管你看到或看不到，对不起就在这里，不离不弃~~
不知道对于你是不是适用，不过，对于我，想来必是一辈子的记忆。
祝你好运！！！
Net Friend 互联网交友
Summary:
Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous?Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy. Everyone in his school doesn't like him. However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him. Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica. Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with "Bill" (Her brother), and arranged everything for them. When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net. Then...
Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her. And we all should be very careful when we're on net.
Scene I
(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)
Bill: Hey, Jessie. (He pushed her shoulder very rudely) Can I join you?
(Jessie didn't say a word, and Bill just sat down)
Bill: Wow! Wow! Wow! You are wearing a nice dress today!
Jessie: Thanks!
Bill: Oh! What a beautiful hair clip. Where did you buy it?
(Jessie didn't say anything..)
Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.
(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)
Jessie: Don't touch me! I don't want to talk to you. Leave me alone!
(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.
Bill sat down beside Carol without asking her)
Bill: Hey, beautiful! How could you eat so little! It's not good for your health! Take this!
(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food)
Carol: No.
Bill: Take it! (He was very rude and the plate fell down.)
Carol: Hey! What are you doing! This is my new skirt!
Bill: I'm sorry!
Carol: Go away! You're such a rude guy!
(Carol went away.)
Bill: Did I do something wrong?
(He talked to himself)
Scene II
(In Hillary's room. Hillary was surfing the net)
Bill: Sis....
Bill: Hillary!
Hillary: Oh! Hi! Bill! How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?
(Bill didn't say a word.)
Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?
Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!
Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.
Bill: Yeah, maybe. But I don't know how to attract them. Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend?
Hillary: Girlfriend?
Bill: Yeah.
Hillary: Let me see what I can do.
Bill: So, can you help me?
Hillary: Ok! Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.
Bill: Great! Thank you! You are a doll!
(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)
Hillary: Oh.. My net-friend!
Bill: Ok! Waiting for your good news!
(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how she helped Bill.)
Hillary: Yeah! That's it! I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!
(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name "Monica"...)
Hillary: (Laughing......) Monica!
(A little bit surprised)
Hillary: (Talked to herself) It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal. Hmm. Let me send a message to her.
Hillary: Hi! I'm Bill! Glad to meet you!
Monica: Hello, Bill! , Glad to meet you, too. I'm a college student, and you?
Hillary: Me three
Monica: (Laughing...) You're a humorous person!
Hillary: Thanks! I guess you're a female, aren't you?
Monica: Yes, I am.
Hillary: (Talked to herself) Great! She's a girl.
Monica: And you?
Hillary: Oh... I'm a "boy"
Monica: Which school club are you in?
Hillary: Computer Information Club.
Monica: Oh! Really? So you must be a computer expert!
Hillary: You can say that again.
Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too. So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?
Hillary: Sure! It's my pleasure!
( .....Two hours later .....)
Hillary: Oh! It's interesting to chat with you.
Monica: Yeah! I'm very happy, too.
IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?
Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.
Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye! Bye!
Monica: Bye!
Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.
(At Monica's room. As soon as Monica came back home from school,
she started surfing the net. Then, her mom came into her room.
She knocked her door, but no oneanswered the door)
Dad：Darling，someone is knocking the door.
Mom: I'm coming!
Mom: Oh! Monica, my darling! I've just baked some cookies. Want some?
Monica: No, thanks! I have something important to do.
Mom: What are you busy doing?
Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.
Mom: Net-friends!! They are strangers. You even don't know who they are. I read from the newspapers. Lot's of things happened on net. You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so young
Monica: Ok.. ok. .I know, Mom. Don't worry about me.
(Mom walked out her room. and Monica saw Hillary)
Monica: Hello! Bill!
Hillary: Hi! Monica! How's school today?
Monica: Wonderful! It's really a nice day!
Hillary: Monica! I think we've known each other for a long time. And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?
Monica: (Talk to herself) Go out with him?
Monica: Sure, I would like to. I think you're a polite and humorous person. It may be interesting to go out with you!
Hillary: That's great! How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend?
Monica: All right! It's a deal! But how can I recognize you?
Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and also carry a blue knapsack. Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.
Monica: All in blue! Wow! Ok! That will be easy for me to recognize you.
Hillary: Yeah! I'll be waiting for you!
Monica: Ok! See you
Monica: (Talk to herself) Ha! I'm looking forward to it!
Hillary: (Talk to herself) Yes, I made it. I'm going to tell Bill this good news!
ScenceIII
(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.
A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)
Monica: Hi... Are you Bill?
Bill: Yes, I am. You're Monica?
Monica: Yeah.. that's right.
Bill: You look great!
Monica: You're not bad, either. Hey, Let's find a table!
Bill: Yeah! How about that one? I've ordered some things.
(They found a table and began talking.)
Monica: Bill!
Bill: Monica!
Bill: Oh! Lady first!
Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?
Bill: Uh...Uh... Did I tell you that?
Monica: Yes, you did. You said it was about how to kill virus. Did you find out how to do that?
Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me. I'm a genius. Just use a knife.
Monica: A knife?
Bill: Yeah! Knife can kill everything.
Monica: What are you talking about? Alright! Alright! Forget it! And how about the novel we discussed last week?
Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?
Monica: "The old man and the sea", don't you forget? What happened to that old man?
Bill: Yeah! That old man! He caught a big fish and then became a hero.
Monica: Hmm. He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything. And how about the fish?
Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!
Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?
Bill: You got it! It's very delicious!
Monica: Nonsense! The fish was eaten by the sharks . You're not Bill, are you?
Bill: Of course I'm Bill. "B~I-L-L"
Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net. Who are you for God's sake?
Bill: Ok. I tell you the truth. I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net. That was my sister, Hillary.
Monica: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, that's true. I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out. She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl. So she arranged us to meet each other.
Monica: That means both of you tricked me?
Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.
Monica: You. ..You..... (She is very angry)
Monica: Gosh! I was tricked for such a long time!
Scence IV
(Monica left McDonald angrily)
(At Monica's room, again.)
Monica: (Crying) How foolish I was! What on earth was I doing? (Still crying) I think I need someone to talk to.
(She looked around and saw the time)
Monica: Ah, 8:30. It's "Paula's Time."
(She turned on the TV)
Paula: Welcome to "Paula's Time" I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones. Today we'll discuss some net problems. Nowadays Internet helps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information. You can say that we live in an Internet world. However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people. So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it. Our hot line number is 111-1234. Please dial it as soon as possible. I'm waiting for your call-in. OK. Who's the first friend?
Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.
Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?
Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago. She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me. But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other. He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend. And that was me. I felt I was tricked and I was very sad. Do you think I'm wrong?
Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president. Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society. Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet. But you must be careful. On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad. Everyone on the net wears a mask. Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask. So you had better watch out. Never date with strangers by yourself. Strangers are dangerous.
Monica: Thanks, Paula. You do help me a lot. I know what I should do now.
(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)
Starr: Hi! Monica! I'm Starr. May I make friends with you?
Monica: Oh! No! Not again!
(Lights out)
我没有那个，给你讲个三字经吧
上网的三字经
群之初，性本善，打打字，聊聊天；
斗地主，侃大山，加好友，视频见；
发表情，传图片，谈个情，赛初恋；
靓一点，不多见，丑一点，也有电；
见个面，吃顿饭，谁买单，都情愿；
好友多，有点乱，对上号，比较难；
辨网名，看资料，查纪录，翻从前；
心不静，手不烦，天天聊，早到晚；
花网费，耗情感，像工作，不赚钱；
练潜水，玩闪电，拉帮套，把群建；
加入群，更方便，省话费，好经管；
呼新朋，唤旧友，竖群规，立论坛；
管理员，挺有权，不老实，腿上练；
人一多，嘴就乱，告状的，也得管；
伤心的，最危险，踢错了，不好办；
人气火，摆酒宴，AA制，五十元；
老朋友，对上面，新朋友，名字签；
离开谁，都不难，戒QQ，有点难
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