英语小品短剧本？英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play--- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空:师傅,是不是太累了?休息一下再走吧。 Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest. 唐僧:没关系,前面不远就有人家了,到了那里再休息吧。那么，英语小品短剧本？一起来了解一下吧。
"Son, this is I give you please tutor!" The landlord of the Internet is playing CS son said.
"Hum, the teacher is good!" The landlord's son blew the nose, dragging the cavity to tutor said, "slice! Today to teach what east east? Hurry up, I still want to beat CS which!"
The landlord to stand down.
"" you taught today 'and' I '," he "three word usage." Tutor a slide to push the glasses, "listen to!" you "is the second person, such as:" you are my students'; 'I' was the first person, such as: 'I was your teacher "; "he" is the third person, points, such as:' men and women she is your maid ". Understand?"
"Well, will be." The landlord's son turned to continue playing CS. Tutor walked off stage.
At this time the landlords and the landlord woman walked on stage. The landlord asked: "瞎此son, today you learn what?"
"Learn" you ", "I", "he" three word usage." The landlord's son cynicism to answer them.
"That you give me about." The landlord to face to ask.
"Well!!!!! You are my students, I am your teacher......" The landlord'尘茄s son by the landlord smiled shiva said, "she is your maid!"
"You! When I became your students? Your mother when became my maid?"
"Son, I'll teach you! Listen, WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son! She is your mother, remember?"
"Remember!" The landlord's son have answers to answer a way.
The second day, tutor and comes to class.
"We first review the content of study yesterday." Tutor to the landlord's son said.
"WoShiNiBaBa, you are my son, she be your mother." Say that finish, the landlord's son proudly watch as tutor.
Tutor a listen to very angry, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"
It suddenly dawned on the landlord's son, "I will!"
"You say!"
He saw the landlord'派神察s son, and point to tutor, loudly say: "I was your teacher. Your mother is not my mom!"
Tutor spirit almost speechless, took the lesson plan and then go toward outside walk, "the student can't teach!"
The landlord's son to tutor of figure hey hey keep smile, "look! Gas go? Ha ha, this is an effective dumb!!!!!"
Which know, this be the landlord heard. He pointed at the son to lambaste: "your boy do? HMM, I tomorrow to give you find a tutor, again so you don't want to the Internet."
A pound of flesh
Bassanio and Shylock come
Bassanio:Hello,Mr. Shylock. Long time no see. How about you business these days, I mean lending money with interests.But now I want to tell you something. Would you like to give me a hand? Can you lend me three thousand dollars?
Shylock: Three thousand dollars; well
Bassanio: Ay, Sir, for three months.
Shylock: For three months; well.
Bassanio: For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound.
Sholock: Antonio shall be bound; well.
Bassanio: Shall I know your answer?
Shylock: Three thousand dollars for three months and Antonio bound.
Antonio enters
Bassanio: This is Antonio.
Shylock: Antonio, many a time and often in the rialto(交易所)，you have rated(估价) me about my money, and I have born it with a patient shrug(我总是忍虚陪气吞声，耸耸肩膀，没有跟您争辩)，for sufferance(忍耐) is the badge(特色) of all our tribe. You call me misbeliever(异教徒), cut-throat dog(杀人的狗)，and spit up(吐痰) on my Jewish garments. Well then it appears you need my help: you come to me, and you say ‘Shylock, we would have money’, you say so, you did void your rheum(吐唾沫) upon my beard, and foot me as you spurn(弃绝) a strange cur(杂种狗).What should I say to you? Should I say dog has money? Is it possible a cur can lend three thousand dollars? Or shall I bend low and in a bondman’s key(像一个奴隶一样)，with a bated breath(低声下气) and whispering humblenee(恭恭敬敬敬誉段的), say this: Fair Sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last, you spurned such a day, another time, you call me a dog, and for these courtesies(礼貌), I lend you thus much money.
Antonio: I am as like to call you so again. To spit on you again, to spurn you too.
Shylock: Why, look you, how you angry. I would be friends with you and have you love.
Bassanio: This were kindness.
Shylock: This kindness will I show. Go with me to a notary(公证人)，亮誉seal me there(在哪儿签约)，your single bound; and in a merry sport(不妨开个玩笑). If you repay me not on such a day, in such a place, such sum or sums as are expressed in the condition. Let forfeit(罚款，没收物) be nominated for an equal pound of your fair flesh, to cut off and taken in what part of your body please me.
(Three months later. The day of payment being past, the cruel Jew would not accept of the money which Bassanio offered him, but insisted upon having a pound of Antonio’s flesh. A day was appointed to try this shocking case before the Duke of Venice, and Bassanio in dreadful suspense(焦虑) the event of the trial(审判)。
英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒
An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King
悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。
Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.
唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。
I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.
悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。
小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……
Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。
Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。
唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。
悟空：师傅，到了。
Master, here we are.
唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从
东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？
Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?
老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my
wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
译：谁怕谁洞纯并啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
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