英语话剧剧本8人？Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。那么，英语话剧剧本8人？一起来了解一下吧。
8个人？难得找个这么多人的本子. THE MASK 面膜 剧情大意： Julie是一个很爱美的高中生，在班上人缘很好，但是她爱美的个性使得她变得有些自傲。对於外貌毫不在意的Cathy，因此是跟Julie完全搭不上线的同班同学。一天下午，Julie在跟哥哥聊天后发现自己脸上长了一个很大的脓疱，於是她将浴室里那瓶神奇面膜敷在脸上，隔天早上起床后，可怕的事情就发生了…… Narrator Julie Cathy Debbie Teresa David Julie’s dad Julie’s mom Classmate A Classmate B Classmate C Classmate D Scene 1 Narrator: Julie is a very pretty girl who is popular with her classmates. But she has a serious problem—she is vain. One day, during lunch hour at school, the two pretty girls are talking which color nail polish to put on. Debbie: What colors should I put on nails for the math class? Look, my calculator is black but my shoes are pink. Maybe I can choose both of the colors. That will be cool. Teresa: What about me? I don’t know which color I should put on for the PE class, either. My sneakers are blue and the athlete uniform is orange. Would you advise me? (Cathy comes in)Oh hi, Cath, what do you think—blue or orange? Cathy: Gosh, I don’t know. Is this important? (Answer impatiently) (The other girls laugh) Debbie: God, you don’t know anything, do you, Cathy? Teresa: Yeah, you don’t even brush your hair in the mornings. Scarecrow! (The other girls laugh at Cathy louder.) Cathy: At least I’m not stupid like you! Don’t you have something better to talk about than make-up? Teresa: You are just jealous of us because you’re so ugly! Cathy: How dare you! (Cathy shouted, trying not to cry, and turn to Julie) Tell them to shut up! Narrator: Julie is offended by Cathy. She thinks Teresa is right. Julie: Look in the mirror, Cathy. (The three of them walk out.) (Cathy is irritated and tears drop.) Scene 2 Narrator: The same evening, Julie is trying to do her science homework when her brother comes in.(删了好多，去我空间拿全文，字数好多）不满意，自己找去： http://www.niucha.net/Article/eng/Index.html
英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
Egeus and Hermia上场
Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.
荷米亚，你必须嫁给狄米崔斯，这城中最好的年轻人。
Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.
爸爸，抱歉。我不能成为他的妻子。
Egeus: Why do you refused to marry Demetrius? He is really a worthy
gentleman!
你为什麼拒绝嫁给狄米崔斯呢？他是一个真正的绅士。
Hermia: But I don’t love him. I’ve fell in love with Lysander.
但是我不爱他。我已经爱上了莱赛德。
Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No!
莱赛德？他会比狄米崔斯好吗？不！
Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend,
Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply.
喔！爸爸，狄米崔斯曾说过，他爱我的朋友—海伦娜，而这一个甜美女孩也深爱狄米崔斯。
英语话剧剧本：搞笑英语话剧：三笑三国 （7个人表演）
开场介绍：Ladies and gentlemen,let me introductthe actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.
第一幕：人物，赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干
旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞！！！（赵云出场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.
赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! myfamily name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given nameis zilong ~
（赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗）
赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！（顾影自怜状）look!this is the last blood of the boss ! liue dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.
（夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出）
夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了（冲到） Children， stop there or i will kill you
（赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗）
赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!!you bitch dare to attack me ??
（二人装腔作势打斗数招）
赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!!wait!!! one two three... ninedark white bone fingers!!
夏侯敦：唔！（倒地） ohmy gad i'mover
赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！（下）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss ,goodbye~
（曹操、蒋干二人上）
曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。
话剧《荆轲刺秦王》
静静(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
凌云（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 艳君(幕后)：It’s you, Prince Dan!（凌云高兴状) Thank youmirror! But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
岑(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
凌云：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
岑：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）
凌云：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
岑：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
凌云：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
岑：Yes.
Action II
《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐（岑放音乐）
鑫鑫Are you Li mochou?
艳君Yes.I am.And I am the best killer in the world.No one could beat me.So far ,I have already completed a number of assassination mission perfectly...(向太子丹）soifyou chose me ,I promise to not let you down！
鑫鑫OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.
李莫愁Hey,guy.Are you challenging me?You know that I am a very cold person...，so you must be careful, I will not be lenient.
艳君：and I will not be responsible to you……
鑫鑫so do I.（ 耸耸肩表示同意）
李莫愁OK!Come on!
岑 one ,two ,three,action!
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
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